Thursday, September 14, 2006
Inspiration: Johnny Depp
Images: Winona Ryder News Channel and Style.com
Winona Ryder and Kate Moss have a great deal in common, so I am not surprised that these photos have surfaced of them shopping together. The most obvious connection is the significant amount of time they both spent in bed with Johnny Depp in the early and mid-1990s. Depp is the hottest guy either woman has ever dated:
Since then, they have only been involved with bland nice guys like Matt Damon and Jefferson Hack:
And ugly, dirty rockers like Evan Dando and Pete Doherty:
Aside from their taste in men, Winona and Kate both have addictive personalities (Winona:prescription drugs/sex; Kate:cocaine) and have been famous since they were teenagers. Also, they're both starting to look a little rough around the edges. Yet, out of all their similarities, it was a mutually undying love for fashion that finally brought these two together. Or maybe just their mutual friendship with the biggest crackhead of all, Marc Jacobs. Have you seen his Spring '07 vomit of a collection?
Anyway, for Winona, being friends with Kate should be a dream come true. Kate gets way more free clothes from designers than Winona does and is the only one with a shopping bag in the picture. Kate probably has more clothes and accessories than anyone on the planet. I'm sure Winona has realized that it would be much easier to steal from a friend's closet than from Saks Fifth Avenue!