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Wednesday, October 04, 2006


Nicole & Brody and Jen & Vince: It's over

Inspiration: single = fun!
Images: Nicole & Brody and the poster for the aptly titled film that brought Jen & Vince together.

It looks like a celebrity breakup trend is starting. You may recall that I said this weekend that I didn't think Nicole Richie and Brody Jenner's relationship was particularly stable. Well today, Nicole admitted that she and Brody have broken up. US Weekly reports that Nicole was the breakup 'initiator.' Unlike Harry Morton, Nicole had the decency to cut those ties in private at Jenner's Malibu home. An unnamed source - a.k.a. friend with a big mouth - says, "Nicole just wants to be single right now. She felt it was a mistake to jump into a relationship so soon after her breakup with AM." Yeah, you think?

On her official MySpace page, Nicole just blogged about the breakup. She wrote, "I know there are rumors regarding my 'breakup' with Brody Jenner. The truth is, we were never really together. We hung out, and he's a nice guy, but my heart was never in it. Anything further is just a cry for publicity." So, basically, Nicole is saying there was no breakup because they were never really together. Note to self: remember this line for future use.

Perezhilton.com's mystery sources are saying that Nicole went public with the non-breakup breakup without actually breaking up with Brody first. Brody told Nicole that he thought she was too controlling, so Nicole planted the story in US Weekly, effectively dumping him before he could dump her. Well played, Nicole. Too bad these pesky bloggers are out there screwing up your game.

Also according to Perez, US Weekly will report this week that Vince Vaughn dumped Jennifer Aniston over the phone last month. That's right -- over the phone. And I thought Harry Morton was an ass. Anyway, Vince came to this undoubtedly difficult decision after he realized that Jen is a 'needy' publicity magnet and that his own mother doesn't like her. I suppose Momma Vaughn's dislike of Jen is fitting, as Momma Pitt doesn't like Angelina either. If only Brad was as big a momma's boy as Vince, then poor Jen would not be the lonely, bitter woman I imagine her to be today.

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