Wednesday, October 04, 2006
Inspiration: Beckham: hottest coach ever
Image: the man, the myth
Now you can not only aspire to bend it 'like' Beckham, but if you have enough cash, you could bend it with him too. British papers are reporting that David Beckham is opening the 'David Beckham Soccer Academy' in LA (that's why it's 'soccer' and not 'football'). Apparently,
I wonder if Beckham will accept adults in his program. If not, I will just hire a child actor to pose as my son, and then lure Beckham away from
The expense of hiring a child actor, the pain of actual childbirth, and even the danger of kidnapping would all be worth it for the chance to spend some quality parent-teacher time with Becks.